I don't even have to give him the rope

and the dumbass will STILL manage to hang himself.

I'm talking about Alex. I just got a call from the Vice Principal at the High School. He was very nice, and was just calling to let me know that Alex had skipped his last class of the day yesterday (science class) with a few of his friends, and would therefor be serving some in-school suspension during his study hall this week. I asked him if he told Alex that he would be calling me, and (teehee) he said 'no'.

Good.
Keep it that way.

Let's see if the little bastard will 'fess up on his own...

stay tuned.